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2006 Vintage: The Best Adapted Screenplay

Why did Brokeback Mountain win? Because turning a short story into a cultural phenomenon is the hardest “Method” in Hollywood.

Part of the 42 Oscars Jokes: The 2006 “Crash, Cowboy Snubs & Jon Stewart’s Debut” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Geocities_Neighbor08/26/1997 13:48Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
@Korn_Follower04/06/2011 15:01Are you ready?! (For this joke).
@Stick_Death_Fan10/17/1999 19:29Brutally funny! Keep them coming.
@StrongBad_Mail06/08/1997 19:24I’m checking my email and I found a winner!
@Believe_It_Or_N11/23/2009 13:58I choose to believe it’s funny.

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