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2003 Classic: The Best Adapted Screenplay

Why did The Pianist win? To show that survival stories are the only thing Hollywood loves more than a comeback story.

Part of the 44 Oscars Jokes: The 2003 “Chicago, The Kiss & Spirited Away” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Pokemon_Blue03/02/2004 03:41Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
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@Tyler_Durden_Real05/06/2000 23:19Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
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@Best_Viewed_IE401/26/2005 11:00Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!
@Infoseek_Explorer05/17/2009 19:31Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.

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