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2004 Classic: The Beslan School Siege

Why did the world go silent in September? Because it reminded us that while we were arguing about “flip-flopping,” there was a brand of evil in the world that didn’t care about elections or debates.

Part of the 32 Politicians Jokes: The 2004 “Big Bang & Blue States” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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