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2003 Classic: The “Bennifer” Breakup (Gigli)

What was the scariest movie of 2003? Not a horror film, but Gigli—the movie that officially killed the first era of Ben and Jen.

Part of the 39 Halloween Jokes: The 2003 “Pirates & Finding Nemo” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Classic: Five Nights at Freddy's 2
Why was the pizzeria even scarier? Because the toys got an upgrad...read more »
35 Halloween Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Revenge of the Sith” Edition
In 2005, Halloween was a mix of tragic space operas, the birth of...read more »
2022 Archive: Smile
Why was the girl in the background staring at the camera with a t...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Short-Form" Horror
Why did the ghost only haunt for 15 seconds? Because our attentio...read more »
2025 Archive: M3GAN 2.0
Why was the doll in the "cloud"? Because she doesn't need a body ...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Bluey" Finale
Why were all the parents crying on the porch? Because "The Sign" ...read more »
2023 Vintage: AI (ChatGPT)
Why was the 2023 ghost so articulate? Because he didn't write his...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Portal" (Dublin to NYC)
Why were the ghosts staring at a giant circular screen? Because t...read more »
37 Halloween Jokes: The 2006 “Pirates & Nintendo Wii” Edition
In 2006, Halloween was a mix of swashbuckling sequels, the birth ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Retro" iPhone 13
Why was the teenager using a phone with a physical charging port?...read more »

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39 Halloween Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Stranger Things” Edition
In 2016, Halloween was a wild mix of augmented reality, "justice ...read more »
35 Halloween Jokes: The 2012 “Gangnam Style & The End of the World” Edition
In 2012, Halloween was a global dance-off. Between trying to surv...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Not Like Us" Beef
Why was the ghost pointing at the house next door and shouting "W...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Moon-Tourism" Kid
Why was the astronaut costume so dusty? Because it’s not a costum...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Flash_Animator11/28/1998 12:07I should make a stickman movie about this.
@ChatRoom_Queen01/06/2014 03:41A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
@Kernel_Panic_9809/13/2004 01:38This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
@SoulSeek_Fan02/17/2008 20:33Rare humor found in the deep web.
@Marla_Singer_Fan12/06/2012 19:45A joke for the end of the world.
@Big_Snatch_Boris06/18/2001 04:34Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
@Digimon_Tamer11/03/2002 22:25My joke just digivolved into a better one!
@DragonBall_Z_G08/01/2008 16:17His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
@Toolbar_Hater09/17/1995 10:57My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!

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