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2016 Vintage: The Ben Simmons Draft

Why was Philly “Trusting the Process”? Because they finally got their #1 pick, even if he had to sit out the first year with a foot injury (as is tradition).

Part of the 51 Sports Jokes: The 2016 “Year of the Underdog & 3-1 Comebacks” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Tamagotchi_Dad07/22/2004 14:45Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
@Dumb_And_Dumber06/03/1997 14:29So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
@Unix_Wizard10/14/2005 14:00sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
@Silicon_Valley_Fan11/17/2009 10:21This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
@DragonBall_Z_G09/02/2001 21:47His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
@BackToFuture_M10/21/2009 00:04Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
@Dale_Doback_Fan02/15/2004 19:48Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
@Midi_Background08/22/2008 00:45Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
@Lag_Victim_0104/10/2009 17:01I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
@Afk_For_Laughs08/07/2001 19:40Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.

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