I’ve “been” waiting for this since the 90s.
Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
Are you not entertained? Because I am!
Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
That was intense... and funny!
I clicked the button and it brought me here!
Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.
Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!