Why is it always burnt on the outside and raw on the inside? Because in 1995, “Slow Cooking” was something only grandmas did; everyone else was in a rush to see the flares.
Part of the 34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1995 “Patriotism & Pinestripes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
My mind is blown by how funny this is.