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2001 Vintage: The Bayern Munich Champions League

Why was Oliver Kahn so angry? Because he wanted that trophy so bad he would have fought the entire Valencia team himself to get it.

Part of the 52 Sports Jokes: The 2001 “Tiger Slam & Diamondback Drama” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@The_Real_Morpheus11/12/1997 03:20What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
@ICQ_Flower06/14/2011 10:49The green petal is glowing! New joke!
@Forrest_Gump_8804/27/2004 11:04Internet is like a box of chocolates...
@Silk_Road_Ghost03/21/1999 07:31Trading jokes in the shadows.
@Butthead_Uhhh03/13/2007 09:18Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
@Uncle_Rico_9807/02/2006 05:57I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
@Dancing_Baby_9606/19/2006 00:13Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
@Mind_Blown_Gif06/10/2015 06:09*Boom* - there goes my brain!

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