Why was every 1995 party playing Seal? Because “Kiss from a Rose” became the unofficial anthem for people trying to figure out why their fireworks were “duds” in the rain.
Part of the 34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1995 “Patriotism & Pinestripes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Silently laughing in the snow.
In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
So cute, yet so funny! LOL!