I’m “peeling” great about the update.
Part of the 104 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Sora & Reality 2.0 Edition (2024) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Standard classic. Never gets old.
Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
Very nice! Great success!
All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
Beep boop. Humor recognized.