1996 Archive: The Baggage Claim

Why did it take forever? Because every single suitcase was a black nylon box with zero identifying features.

🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Nothing says "welcome" like taking off your belt in public.The TS...read more »

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Why did the man "visit" the pyramids in his underwear? Because h...read more »

The mini-heart attack every traveler knows by heart.That moment w...read more »

Why was the traveler's life so dramatic? Because his "Mood-Earbu...read more »

Why didn't the gate open? Because the facial recognition softwar...read more »

Why was the traveler staring at a wall? Because the airplane win...read more »

Why was the guest nervous? Because a shark was staring at him th...read more »

In 2018, travel became a viral arena. Whereas in 2012 we were wor...read more »

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Why was the hiker disappointed? Because the "Lunar Dust" got int...read more »

Why was the passenger upside down? Because the "AI Flight Wellne...read more »

Driving a car that makes sounds you’ve never heard before.The ren...read more »

In 2019, travel peaked before the big pause. We all wanted to sto...read more »

@Austin_Powers_Doctor12/02/2002 00:24One million laughs! Mwahahaha!

@Napster_User_9903/06/2000 16:14Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.

@Snatch_Mickey12/03/2002 14:13Do ya like dags? And jokes?

@Arthur_Fist_Fan04/21/2002 11:19My fist is clenched... with joy!

@Opera_User_9912/10/2004 16:16Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.