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2005 Archive: The Ashes 2005

Why were the English fans drinking so much? Because they finally beat Australia in the greatest cricket series ever, proving that “The Urn” was coming home after 18 years.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2005 “Miracles & Masters” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@PalmPilot_Pro05/06/2009 16:38Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
@Floppy_Drive_Buzz03/18/2011 09:26The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
@Snake_Game_Pro03/04/1995 12:20I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
@Zoolander_Derek03/07/1995 06:03What is this? A joke for ants?
@BitTorrent_0110/19/1996 14:13Seeding this joke for everyone else.
@Breakfast_Club_B12/01/2008 14:44Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
@Cal_Naughton_Jr12/30/1999 22:48The magic man... is laughing!
@Noob_Slayer_X05/12/1998 15:46Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
@Ultima_Online_V11/03/2003 21:51Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?
@Homestar_Runner03/04/1995 13:35That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!

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