Why were the English fans drinking so much? Because they finally beat Australia in the greatest cricket series ever, proving that “The Urn” was coming home after 18 years.
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Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
What is this? A joke for ants?
Seeding this joke for everyone else.
Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
The magic man... is laughing!
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!