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2024 Vintage: The Apple

 I’m “taking” a bite out of spatial computing.

Part of the 104 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Sora & Reality 2.0 Edition (2024) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@PowerRanger_Red02/28/1997 21:10It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
@MIRC_Ghost03/15/1995 22:53Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
@Pikachu_Fan_8812/17/1995 07:47Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
@Palm_Pilot_User05/21/2005 01:52Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
@Linux_Distro_Fan04/17/2001 10:44Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
@WiFi_Zero_One06/15/1995 06:52Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
@Brick_Tamland_L08/10/1996 11:42I love lamp. And I love this joke.
@Fred_Channel_0606/14/1997 14:12HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!
@Last_Commenter12/08/2009 00:46Saving the best laugh for last!

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