2001 Archive: The Anthrax Scare

Why were the mailrooms the most dangerous places in the military? Because in 2001, a white powder was more terrifying than a T-72 tank battalion.

🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Hotmail_Checker10/25/2010 08:35Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!

@Jurassic_Park_Grant06/08/2009 07:08They do move in herds... funny jokes!

@Rewritable_CD10/07/2014 14:34I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.

@Magic_SchoolBus08/09/2001 02:07Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!

@AllYourBase_9911/10/2007 03:01All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!

@Map_Maker_X09/24/2015 22:03The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.

@Protoss_Pylon06/21/2004 08:47You must construct additional laughs!

@Filter_Fanatic12/02/1997 11:39This joke looks better with a sepia filter.