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2005 Archive: The Andy Murray Debut

Why was the wild-haired kid at Wimbledon? Because Britain was desperate for a tennis hero and Andy looked grumpy enough to be the one.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2005 “Miracles & Masters” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Tamagotchi_Sitter02/16/2002 18:57My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
@Scanner_Darkly11/04/2001 18:16I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
@SoundBlaster_AWE12/11/2002 23:55Crystal clear MIDI humor.
@Napster_Search01/22/2004 22:38Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
@Hackers_Movie_Fan09/22/2011 19:58Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
@Ferris_Bueller09/14/2001 19:24Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
@Railgun_Sniper12/28/2015 13:52I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
@Warcraft_Orc04/21/2011 05:20Work, work... and laugh, laugh!

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