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2007 Archive: The Amy Winehouse “Rehab”

 Why did the traveler say “No, No, No”? Because the airline offered him a $200 voucher to stay in a hotel after his flight was overbooked.

Part of the 49 Travel Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Wi-Fi Dreams” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Sidekick_User03/04/1997 16:59Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
@Myspace_Tom07/13/2014 23:55I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
@Keyboard_Warrior01/15/1996 09:53F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
@Bluetooth_Bot11/21/2007 14:38Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
@Jackie_Brown_Fan12/08/1996 14:41Smooth joke, very smooth.
@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo03/03/1999 17:43Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
@HotBot_User03/26/2012 13:37Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.
@Keep_Calm_Fan08/12/2015 13:39Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.

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