Why was the 2014 party so “Philosophical”? Because we were all “looking at the bigger picture” while trying to light a damp Roman Candle.
Part of the 32 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Awesome Mixes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
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