Why was the Champions League so young? Because Ajax won it with a team of kids who looked like they should be at a high school prom instead of beating AC Milan.
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Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
This humor took me to new heights!
Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!