1997 Vintage: The Airport Lounge

Why did it feel exclusive? Because “WiFi” didn’t exist yet, so “luxury” just meant having a chair that wasn’t bolted to the floor.

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@PalmPilot_Pro03/30/1997 10:31Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!

@HTML_Hacker10/02/2015 17:51<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!

@Jesus_Quintana02/22/2004 05:49Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).

@Wild_Thornberry08/15/2000 05:31Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!

@Dancing_Baby_9607/16/2011 21:17Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!

@CounterStrike_Pro07/14/2012 20:00Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!