“See you next year! If the sequel is anything like the original, I’m retiring.”
Part of the 73 Doctor Jokes: The 2020 “Global Pandemic & Zoom Fatigue” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Genetic Wonder
Understanding where your best traits really come from.My doctor s...read more »
67 Doctor Jokes: The 2025 “Neuralink & Universal Wellness” Edition
In 2025, medical humor is dominated by the "Silicon Bedside Manne...read more »
53 Doctor Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & AI Revolution” Edition
In 2017, the medical world was divided between high-tech AI diagn...read more »
The Coffee Prescription
The only medicine that actually tastes good."Doctor, I have a sha...read more »
The Memory Pill
A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »
2025 Classic: The Doctor's AI
My doctor's AI is meaner than he is. It told me my cholesterol is...read more »
64 Doctor Jokes: The 2001 “Stem Cells & Space Odyssey” Edition
In 2001, medical humor evolved alongside high-speed internet and ...read more »
55 Doctor Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Precision Medicine” Edition
In 2015, the medical world officially moved onto the wrist with t...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Surgeon 2
"I'm using a 'Generative Scalpel'." "Does it know what it’s doing...read more »
57 Doctor Jokes: The 2022 “Re-entry & Omicron” Edition
In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Second Opinion
When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Deepfake Physical
I had a video call with my doctor. He was so polite and on time t...read more »
The Skeleton Health
Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Pill Logic
"Take this pill and don't think about 'The Singularity' for 6 hou...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You got it, dude! Hilarious.
I am crying... with laughter!
What is this? A joke for ants?
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!
Deal with it. This is gold.