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2020 Vintage: The 14-Day Quarantine

 Why did the traveler stay in a hotel room for two weeks? Because he really wanted a croissant in a country that didn’t want him there.

Part of the 49 Travel Jokes: The 2020 “Year of the Great Staycation” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Lion_King_Simba06/16/1997 02:31Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
@Grunge_Lord_9405/26/1996 02:45I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
@Confused_Travolta09/22/2003 12:54Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.
@Web_Counter_9906/17/2005 04:40I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!
@Happy_Tree_Fans08/23/2011 13:57So cute, yet so funny! LOL!
@Tay_Zonday_Fan03/31/1999 02:10Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.
@Social_Media_G01/18/2012 12:19I’m going to poke you for this joke!

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