2024 Archive: The Mufasa Prequel
“I’m learning about my origins!” “Your ‘origins’ are a suburb in Ohio, Kevin. You’re not the King of Pride Rock.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes:… Read More »2024 Archive: The Mufasa Prequel
2024 Classic: The ChatGPT-4o Flirting
“My AI assistant sounds like Scarlett Johansson!” “Great. Does she also remind you to take out the trash? Because I’m tired of doing it.” Part of… Read More »2024 Classic: The ChatGPT-4o Flirting
2024 Vintage: The Vision Pro
I bought a computer for my face. Now I can see my bank account balance in 4K while I cry in real life. It’s a… Read More »2024 Vintage: The Vision Pro
2024 Vintage: The Website
I’m “weaving” a decentralized web. Part of the 104 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Sora & Reality 2.0 Edition (2024) archive. Historically Verified
2024 Archive: The Space
I “need” more space in my virtual office. Part of the 104 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Sora & Reality 2.0 Edition (2024) archive. Historically Verified
2024 Vintage: The Salt
I’m “shaking” off the AI skeptics. Part of the 104 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Sora & Reality 2.0 Edition (2024) archive. Historically Verified
2024 Legacy: The Lemon
I hope my new headset isn’t a “lemon.” Part of the 104 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Sora & Reality 2.0 Edition (2024) archive. Historically Verified
2024 Legacy: The Ant
I’m “working” on my digital footprint. Part of the 104 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Sora & Reality 2.0 Edition (2024) archive. Historically Verified
2024 Archive: The Snake
I’m “hiss-terical” when the prompt fails. Part of the 104 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Sora & Reality 2.0 Edition (2024) archive. Historically Verified
2024 Classic: The “Rizz” Performance Review
Why did the salesman get a bonus? The boss said his “Customer Rizz” was off the charts (he actually just learned how to use a… Read More »2024 Classic: The “Rizz” Performance Review