2024 Archive: The John Cena “Costume” Moment
Why did John Cena walk on stage naked? To prove that in 2024, the most effective way to get people to pay attention to “Production… Read More »2024 Archive: The John Cena “Costume” Moment
2024 Legacy: The Best Cinematography
Why did Hoyte van Hoytema win? For filming the inside of an atomic explosion and Cillian Murphy’s cheekbones with the same level of intensity. Part… Read More »2024 Legacy: The Best Cinematography
2024 Classic: The Paul Giamatti “In-N-Out” Joke
Why did Jimmy Kimmel mention it? To remind us that even if you’re a Best Actor nominee, a double-double is the real prize. Part of… Read More »2024 Classic: The Paul Giamatti “In-N-Out” Joke
2024 Archive: Victoria Monét’s Moment
Why did she win Best New Artist? Because after writing hits for everyone else for a decade, she finally kept the best ones for herself… Read More »2024 Archive: Victoria Monét’s Moment
2024 Vintage: Best Alternative Music Album
Why the record? Because boygenius made an album that felt like a group hug for the entire internet. Part of the 38 Grammy Jokes: The… Read More »2024 Vintage: Best Alternative Music Album
2024 Classic: Worst Actress
Why Dakota Johnson? For playing a psychic who was seemingly the only person on set who didn’t know the movie was going to be a… Read More »2024 Classic: Worst Actress
2024 Vintage: Worst Supporting Actress Runner-up
Why Emma Roberts? For Madame Web, a film where her most important role was just being pregnant in the 70s. Part of the 35 Razzie… Read More »2024 Vintage: Worst Supporting Actress Runner-up
2024 Classic: The Jodie Foster Coronation
Why did she win for True Detective? For proving that even in the freezing dark of Alaska, she could find her way to her first… Read More »2024 Classic: The Jodie Foster Coronation
2024 Archive: The Slow Horses Writing
Why did Will Smith (the writer) win? For proving that spies who smell bad and eat cheap takeout are more interesting than James Bond. Part… Read More »2024 Archive: The Slow Horses Writing
2024 Classic: The Deadpool & Wolverine Bromance
Why was Marvel saved? Because Ryan Reynolds convinced Hugh Jackman to put on the yellow suit and spend two hours stabbing each other while making… Read More »2024 Classic: The Deadpool & Wolverine Bromance