Q: Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? A: Because they had a fight and 2021!
Why only technicals? Because after a three-year wait, the Academy decided that deadly playground games are “so 2021.” Part of the 36 Emmy Awards Jokes:… Read More »2025 Classic: The Squid Game 2 Disappointment
Why did Kamala use that line? To remind us that in 2021, she was “Speaking,” but in 2024, she was “Looking for a Teleprompter.” Part… Read More »2024 Classic: The “I’m Speaking” Moment
I told her the house is haunted. She said, “It’s ‘haunted’ by the ghost of the man who promised to fix the sink in 2021.”… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Haunted Mansion
The magazines are finally from 2021! They’re full of tips on “How to cut your own hair.” I read it with my uneven bangs covering… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Waiting Room
Why was he back? To show the 2021 losers that he actually can make it to the ceremony if he wants to. Part of the… Read More »2022 Classic: The Anthony Hopkins Presenter Bit
A guy walks in wearing a space suit and yells, “To the moon!” The bartender asks, “Did you sell your GME stock?” The guy says,… Read More »2021 Vintage: The GameStop Stock
A couple walks in and says, “We’re back together after 20 years!” The bartender says, “I’ll give you a drink, but don’t expect a movie… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Bennifer 2.0
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