2014 Vintage: The Jury Selection
Why did the lawyer reject the “Life Coach”? He didn’t want anyone on the jury who believed that “everything happens for a reason” (unless the… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Jury Selection
2013 Archive: The New Year
She’s already making a list of “2014 Failures” for me. Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Candy Crush” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2013 Archive: The New Year
2013 Vintage: The Digital Voice Recorder
Why was the boss whispering? He was “capturing his 2014 vision” into a 4GB stick. Part of the 74 Office Groaners: The 2013 “Vine &… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Digital Voice Recorder
2013 Vintage: New Year’s Eve 2013
Why were we so ready for 2014? Because we had our new consoles, our selfies were on point, and we were pretty sure that “Let… Read More »2013 Vintage: New Year’s Eve 2013
2013 Classic: The New Year’s Resolution
“In 2014, I’m going to stop saying ‘YOLO’.” Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Harlem Shake” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2013 Archive: The End
I’m “logging” off—catch you in 2014! Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
2013 Archive: The 2013 New Year’s Eve
Why were we looking at 2014? Because the World Cup was coming to Brazil, the Olympics to Sochi, and we wanted to see if anyone… Read More »2013 Archive: The 2013 New Year’s Eve
2013 Legacy: The Year 2013
Why did it end? Because we were all too busy Vine-ing our lives in 6-second loops to notice that 2014 was coming. Part of the… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Year 2013
2008 Vintage: The Russia-Georgia War
Why did Vladimir Putin spend his summer in South Ossetia? To remind the world that while everyone was watching the Olympics, he was busy practicing… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Russia-Georgia War