2011 Archive: The Stress 2
“You’re stressed about the ‘End of the World’ in 2012.” “No, I’m stressed because my phone battery is at 2%.” Part of the 67 Doctor… Read More »2011 Archive: The Stress 2
2011 Vintage: The “Moves Like Jagger” Loop
Why was everyone whistling? Because Maroon 5 and Christina Aguilera made sure that “whistle hook” was stuck in our brains until at least 2012. Part… Read More »2011 Vintage: The “Moves Like Jagger” Loop
2011 Vintage: The Exit
“See you next year!” “Unless the 2012 prophecy is true and we all get ‘Deleted’!” Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 2011 “Siri Launch… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Exit
2011 Archive: New Year’s Eve 2011
Why were we so hyped for 2012? Because according to the Mayans, the world was ending in 12 months, so we figured we might as… Read More »2011 Archive: New Year’s Eve 2011
2011 Archive: The Final 2011 Vibe
Why was everyone “Siri-ously” happy? Because we survived the end of Harry Potter, we had dragons on our PCs, and we were ready to see… Read More »2011 Archive: The Final 2011 Vibe
2011 Archive: The Final 2011 Task
Why did the manager bring a “Wand” to the 2012 planning meeting? He wanted to “Expecto Patronum” the budget deficit. Part of the 76 Office… Read More »2011 Archive: The Final 2011 Task
2011 Archive: The Trash Can
I’m “recycling” jokes about the end of the world (2012 is coming!). Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition… Read More »2011 Archive: The Trash Can
2011 Archive: The New Year
She’s already making a list of “2012 Failures” for me. Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & Snapchat” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2010 Classic: The Justin Bieber
My daughter has “Bieber Fever.” My wife has “Bieber Fatigue.” I have “I’m-Moving-To-The-Garage-Until-2012-Syndrome.” Part of the 61 Marriage Jokes: The 2010 “Instagram & Inception” Edition… Read More »2010 Classic: The Justin Bieber
2005 Legacy: The 7/7 London Bombings
Why was Tony Blair so grim in July? Because just as London was celebrating winning the 2012 Olympics, reality reminded everyone that the “War on… Read More »2005 Legacy: The 7/7 London Bombings