Staring at the standard computer background on the desktop monitor and asking Grandma if she remembers visiting that exact rolling green hillside during a family… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Windows Desktop Illusion
Reaching into a dark winter coat pocket and pulling out a solid, sticky mass of five individual strawberry-patterned hard candies that melted together three years… Read More »2008 Classic: The Strawberry Candy Fusion
A deeply quiet, solemn moment during the closing prayer being shattered by a teenager’s phone loudly blasting a highly compressed, crackling 30-second snippet of a… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Bluetooth MP3 Ringtone Crisis
The congregation completely losing the middle section of the sermon every time the massive, rattling window cooling unit kicks into its highest gear with a… Read More »2008 Archive: The Window AC Jet Engine
Hanging the last great paper banner in the fellowship hall made with an older version of Microsoft Word, featuring the words “WELCOME HOME” rendered in… Read More »2008 Legacy: The WordArt Banner Farewell
She’s already making a list of “2008 Failures” for me. Part of the 55 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Transformers” Edition archive. Historically Verified
Why were we looking at 2008? Because the Patriots were 16-0 and heading to the Super Bowl, and we were sure they couldn’t possibly lose… Read More »2007 Vintage: The 2007 New Year’s Eve
Why were we so ready for 2008? Because we had our iPhones, our social networks, and our “Rickrolls”—we were fully equipped for the digital future.… Read More »2007 Archive: New Year’s Eve 2007
“In 2008, I’m going to spend less time looking at my hands.” Part of the 78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition… Read More »2007 Vintage: The New Year’s Resolution
I’m “tapping” out—catch you in 2008! Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
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