The congregation completely losing the middle section of the sermon every time the massive, rattling window cooling unit kicks into its highest gear with a loud thud.
Part of the 40 Religious Jokes: The 2008 “iPhone 3G, Facebook Pages & Guitar Hero Ministries” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
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