People are writing tiny status updates that nobody reads. It’s like 2006 MySpace but smaller. Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2024 Olympic Beef… Read More »2024 Vintage: The 2024 Instagram “Notes”
(Still the same joke, but now with more AI-upscaled photos from 2006). Part of the 76 Office Groaners: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & Vision Pro” Edition… Read More »2023 Classic: The MySpace “Wait, it’s still 2023?”
He sampled Fergie and now I’m back in 2006 but with more “Gen Z” swagger. Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The 2022 Slap &… Read More »2022 Vintage: The “First Class” Jack Harlow
Why was it so dark? Because Robert Pattinson proved that in 2021, being “Vengeance” meant wearing more eyeliner than a 2006 emo band. Part of… Read More »2021 Archive: The Batman Trailer
“Very nice!” I said this to her new sweatpants. She didn’t find the accent as charming as she did in 2006. Part of the 55… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Borat 2
Discovering a cracked, frosted plastic bowl in the fellowship kitchen freezer containing unknown frozen contents securely labeled “Parish Picnic – July 2006.” Part of the… Read More »2016 Archive: The Tupperware Archaeology
Why was the “King” of golf so loved? Because he left us in 2006, leaving behind a legacy and a very tasty half-iced tea, half-lemonade… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Arnold Palmer Farewell
Why did Pluto have a heart? Because after a 9-year journey, NASA finally got a high-res photo of the “non-planet,” revealing a giant heart-shaped glacier… Read More »2015 Legacy: The New Horizons Pluto Flyby
Why were they so weird? Because they looked like anime characters with spiky hair, making people miss the pants-less lion from 2006. Part of the… Read More »2008 Classic: The Euro 2008 Mascot “Trix and Flix”
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