What did girls want in 1995? A talking cat named Salem. What did they get? A regular cat that didn’t do magic, but did “conjure” a way to knock over the tree at 3 AM.
Part of the 41 Christmas Jokes: The 1995 “Tinsel & VHS Tapes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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2024 Vintage: The "Demure" Trend
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In 1997, Christmas was a high-stakes survival game. You were eith...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Shogun Premiere
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37 Christmas Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & PS2” Edition
In 2000, Christmas was the ultimate relief—the world didn't end, ...read more »
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In 2001, Christmas was a portal to other worlds. We spent our hol...read more »
2006 Joke: Why Don’t You Ever
Why don’t you ever see Santa in the hospital?
Because he has p...read more »
2003 Joke: My Family Is So
My family is so excited for Christmas this year.
We finally go...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
This joke is very shagadelic, man!
It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
My followers need to see this!
Saving the best laugh for last!