Why was Uncle Jim asking for a “Royale with Cheese”? Because the movie finally hit home video, and suddenly fast food was “intellectual property.”
Part of the 36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1995 “Dial-Up & Drumsticks” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The "Metaverse" Black Friday
Why was nobody leaving for the mall? Because they were all "telep...read more »
2025 Legacy: Holographic Grandparents
Why was Grandpa flickering? Because he couldn't make the trip, so...read more »
2024 Vintage: Brat Summer
Why was the 2024 turkey served on a neon green platter? Because e...read more »
2005 Joke: The Pumpkin Pie Was
The pumpkin pie was feeling very confident at the Thanksgiving de...read more »
2025 Archive: GTA VI (Finally!)
Why was the basement vibrating? Because the most anticipated game...read more »
37 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1998 “Furby & Fruity iMac” Edition
In 1998, Thanksgiving was a neon-colored fever dream. We were bus...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Mood" Lighting
Why did the room turn bright red? Because the house AI detected t...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition
In 1997, Thanksgiving was a high-stakes drama. It was the year of...read more »
1996 Joke: Why Don’t Turkeys Ever
Why don’t turkeys ever get invited to Thanksgiving parties? Becau...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "De-Extinction" Ham
Why did the ham taste like... mammoth? Because a biotech company ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The "Everything is Subscription" Era
Why was the oven locked mid-cook? Because Dad forgot to renew the...read more »
1995 Joke: Why Was The Corn
Why was the corn so popular at Thanksgiving dinner? Because it wa...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Real-Life" Ad-Blocker
Why couldn't Uncle Jim hear the commercials on the TV? Because hi...read more »
2009 Joke: A Family Was Sitting
A family was sitting down for Thanksgiving dinner when the father...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
To infinity and beyond hilarious!
Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!
Is this real life? Or is it just funny?
No way! That’s too much!
Posting this to my own wall right now!