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1995 Archive: Jumanji (Trailers)

Why were kids afraid of board games? Because the trailers made us think that a single roll of the dice would turn the living room into a jungle full of CGI monkeys and giant spiders.

Part of the 36 Halloween Jokes: The 1995 “Ghostface & Windows 95” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Napster_Leech09/29/1995 05:07Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
@QuickTime_Viewer04/22/2008 10:18Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
@Baywatch_Runner07/30/2007 06:49Laughing in slow motion right now!
@Gladiator_Proximo08/07/1997 08:52Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
@Cyber_Security_X04/20/1999 06:22Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
@Sion_Partier05/30/2005 07:22The last city on Earth loves this one!
@Grinds_My_Gears11/22/1995 09:55You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
@WordPress_Fan_0309/12/1995 18:52The best thing since version 1.0!
@Noob_Slayer_X10/23/2001 02:12Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
@Retro_End_User08/02/2015 23:37The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.

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