2023 Vintage: John Wick 4

Why was Dad so quiet? Because Keanu Reeves showed him that “Yeah” is the only answer you need for any question about your future.

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 1997, Christmas was a high-stakes survival game. You were eith...read more »

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In 2000, Christmas was the ultimate relief—the world didn't end, ...read more »

In 2009, Christmas was a 3D spectacle. We were all wearing plasti...read more »

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@Ace_Ventura_Pet12/20/2010 10:56Alrighty then! Super funny.

@Shrek_Ogrelord03/19/2002 15:54Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!

@Flash_Player_Fan02/21/2012 06:42Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!

@Wrestling_Nut01/06/2015 17:12Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!

@Borat_Very_Nice06/09/2012 21:01Very nice! Great success!

@Homestar_Runner08/20/1999 05:25That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!

@Opera_User_9901/07/2009 20:17Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.