What did the Canadian PM do in ’96? He used the “Shawinigan Handshake” (a literal chokehold) on a protester, proving that Canadian “politeness” has very specific limits.
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Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
Better than 16-bit graphics!
In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
Laughing is as laughing does.
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.