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2008 Vintage: Iron Man Premiere

 Why did a guy in a metal suit save Hollywood? Because Robert Downey Jr. kicked off the Marvel Cinematic Universe, teaching us that being a billionaire genius is much cooler if you also have a glowing chest and a sarcastic AI.

Part of the 32 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2008 “Bailouts & Billionaires” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@StreetFighter_Ken03/18/2003 10:12Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
@Dial_Up_King07/06/1998 16:38Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
@Msdos_Expert02/03/2002 20:35DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
@Wrestling_Nut04/17/2014 00:41Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
@Linkin_Park_Fan11/26/2014 20:50In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
@Leave_Britney_A04/16/1999 17:37Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
@Construction_Dig10/01/2010 14:20Still digging for more humor!
@Jackie_Chan_Wut05/29/2011 11:34My mind is blown by how funny this is.
@Net_Neutrality09/28/2000 16:06Equality for all jokes!

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