How many vegans does it take…

How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb? None. They don’t believe in exploiting electricity.

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Th...read more »

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How many redheads does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one...read more »

How many interns does it take to change a light bulb? One, but th...read more »

In 2016, the world was a strange mix of augmented reality and ret...read more »

How many vampires does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. Th...read more »

In 2001, the world felt like it was finally catching up to the sc...read more »

How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Th...read more »

In 2018, the world felt the "snap." Half of the universe disappea...read more »

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@Clueless_Dionne07/18/2000 13:55Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.

@Scanner_Darkly01/29/2015 00:20I’m scanning this into my brain forever.

@DVD_Rom_King07/29/2007 21:09More capacity for humor on this site!

@Better_Off_Dead10/01/2010 00:36I want my two dollars! And a laugh!

@Delicious_Links04/12/1999 20:11Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!