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1999 Classic: George Lucas (The Phantom Menace)

 Why did fans wait in line for months? Because in 1999, we actually believed that a movie about trade disputes and a CGI frog-rabbit named Jar Jar Binks would be the greatest cinematic event in history.

Part of the 36 Celebrity Jokes: The 1999 “Red Pill & Y2K” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AskJeeves_Fan02/24/1997 06:12Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
@Harry_Potter_0103/03/2006 10:08Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
@Agent_Smith_0105/27/2013 13:03It is inevitable... you will laugh.
@Hellboy_Red01/18/2005 19:40I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
@Korben_Dallas_Tax05/24/2003 21:38I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
@Goonies_Never_D08/21/2006 23:21Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
@Champ_Kind_Wham04/01/2002 08:34WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
@Dark_Web_Joker10/19/1998 15:15Found this on the deep end of the net.
@Hashtag_Master01/22/1996 11:37#funny #joke #retro #90s

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