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1997 Archive: Con Air

Why did the trick-or-treater put the bunny back in the box? Because Nicolas Cage told him that his life depended on the safety of that stuffed animal.

Part of the 35 Halloween Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Cyber-Pet” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

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@Geocities_Neighbor11/12/2014 08:50Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
@Nsync_Justin09/28/1996 08:41Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
@Twelve_Monkeys_F02/05/1996 03:15The future is laughing at us.
@Speed_Racer_Go04/22/2015 21:51Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
@Flashdance_What10/12/2009 03:37What a feeling! (Being funny).
@Lag_Victim_0112/03/1999 23:51I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
@Web_2_0_Fan11/21/1999 02:44This is the future of humor!
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