Why did the trick-or-treater put the bunny back in the box? Because Nicolas Cage told him that his life depended on the safety of that stuffed animal.
Part of the 35 Halloween Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Cyber-Pet” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2008 Joke: What Do You Call
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32 Halloween Jokes: The 2015 “Force Awakens & The Dress” Edition
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2025 Archive: The "Deepfake" Prank
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Why was the orange ghost shaking so much? Because "Anxiety" joine...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Influencer" Cemetery
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2023 Classic: The "Planet of the Apes" (Proximus Caesar)
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34 Halloween Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite” Edition
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2025 Classic: Superman (James Gunn)
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37 Halloween Jokes: The 1998 “Armageddon & Furby” Edition
In 1998, Halloween was marked by the growing Y2K panic, but befor...read more »
2024 Classic: Moo Deng
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41 Halloween Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram” Edition
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38 Halloween Jokes: The 2021 “Squid Game & Bernie’s Mittens” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Internet is like a box of chocolates...
Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
The future is laughing at us.
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
What a feeling! (Being funny).
I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
This is the future of humor!
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