Why did we all feel like pirates? Because burners became affordable, and suddenly everyone was a DJ, as long as the disc didn’t “buffer underrun” at 99%.
Part of the 35 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1996 “Polygon & Pocket-Monster” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: 1995-2005 Classic Joke Archive
2004 Classic: The Launch of Google Desktop
Why were we searching our own files? Because in 2004, finding a ...read more »
2003 Vintage: The Launch of Fedora Linux
Why was the hat so red? Because Red Hat decided to split their O...read more »
2005 Vintage: The Launch of Reddit
Why was it just a list of blue links? Because Steve Huffman and ...read more »
2002 Archive: The Winamp 3 Launch
Why was the skin so weird? Because we spent more time downloadin...read more »
2005 Classic: The Launch of Xbox 360
Why was there a green ring of light? Because Microsoft gave us "...read more »
33 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2005 “Broadcast Yourself & High-Def” Edition
In 2005, the internet finally got its voice—and its eyes. It was ...read more »
2001 Vintage: Gorillaz (Debut Album)
Why was the band invisible? Because Damon Albarn decided that an...read more »
2005 Legacy: New Year’s Eve 2005
Why were we so hyped for 2006? Because we finally had YouTube, w...read more »
2004 Legacy: The "Nipplegate" Super Bowl
Why was everyone talking about a "wardrobe malfunction"? Because...read more »
2003 Vintage: The Concorde’s Final Flight
Why was the sky getting slower? Because the world's only superso...read more »
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2002 Legacy: The Debut of Kelly Clarkson
Why was she "A Moment Like This"? Because the first Idol winner ...read more »
2001 Vintage: Daft Punk’s “Discovery”
Why were they wearing helmets? Because the French duo decided th...read more »
2004 Archive: The Launch of Digg
Why were we "digging" the news? Because before Reddit took over ...read more »
2004 Archive: The Olympic Games in Athens
Why was it a homecoming? Because the Games returned to Greece, a...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
What, like it’s hard to be funny?
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
I’m checking my email and I found a winner!