A high-pitched whistling noise echoing through the dining room because the device is rubbing against the frame of a pair of thick bifocals. Part of… Read More »1996 Archive: The Hearing Aid Symphony

Sitting on a rolling office chair and staring at the Windows 95 “3D Pipes” screen saver for twenty minutes, thinking it is a documentary about… Read More »1996 Archive: The Desktop Screen Saver Trance

Spending ten minutes at the bank counter manually balancing a paper checkbook down to the exact penny while three people groan in line. Part of… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Checkbook Ledger Calculation

Wandering through every room of the house trying to locate the heavy white cordless telephone that is currently buried under a pile of mail. Part… Read More »1996 Archive: The Cordless Phone Search

Using a yellow wooden pencil to manually spin the gears of a country music tape that got caught in the dashboard player. Part of the… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Cassette Pencil Trick

Watching the grandkids do a synchronized line dance at a wedding reception and declaring that the youth have lost their minds to cult rituals. Part… Read More »1996 Classic: The Macarena Confusion

Refusing to accept a sports score or historical fact unless it can be physically pointed out in a volume of the 1989 World Book Encyclopedia.… Read More »1996 Classic: The Encyclopedia Verification

Demanding that a family member physically print out a short digital message on tractor-feed paper so it can be filed in a cardboard drawer. Part… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Printed Email Ritual

Pacing the floor while shouting “Wrap it up, the rates change after eleven o’clock!” during a phone call with an out-of-state relative. Part of the… Read More »1996 Archive: The Long-Distance Dollar Clock

Accidentally pressing the “TV/VCR” button on the remote and spending the next forty-eight hours staring at a screen of pure blue static. Part of the… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Television Input Abyss