In 1995, Thanksgiving was a battlefield between the analog past and the digital future. It was the year we started swapping recipes on AOL, kids… Read More »36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1995 “Dial-Up & Drumsticks” Edition

Why was the corn so popular at Thanksgiving dinner? Because it was all ears! Every time someone told a joke, the corn leaned in closer… Read More »1995 Joke: Why Was The Corn

A turkey was running through the farm on Thanksgiving morning yelling, “I’m not going to be dinner!” The farmer chased after him and shouted, “Come… Read More »2020 Joke: A Turkey Was Running

During Thanksgiving dinner, the mother asked her son, “What are you most thankful for this year?” The boy thought for a second and answered, “I’m… Read More »1997 Joke: During Thanksgiving Dinner The

Why did the turkey join a band on Thanksgiving? Because he had the drumsticks! He practiced every day for weeks, learning all the holiday hits.… Read More »2016 Joke: Why Did The Turkey

A little boy asked his grandfather, “Why do we eat turkey on Thanksgiving?” Grandpa smiled and replied, “Because it’s tradition! Back in the old days,… Read More »2009 Joke: A Little Boy Asked

What did the cranberry sauce say to the turkey on Thanksgiving morning? “You look a little stuffed today!” The turkey replied, “Well, at least I’m… Read More »2016 Joke: What Did The Cranberry

A family was sitting down for Thanksgiving dinner when the father asked everyone to share what they were thankful for. The youngest daughter said, “I’m… Read More »2009 Joke: A Family Was Sitting

Why don’t turkeys ever get invited to Thanksgiving parties? Because they always bring the drumsticks and then complain when someone tries to eat them! One… Read More »1996 Joke: Why Don’t Turkeys Ever

The pumpkin pie was feeling very confident at the Thanksgiving dessert table. It looked at the apple pie and said, “I’m the star of the… Read More »2005 Joke: The Pumpkin Pie Was