Did you hear about the man who threw his mother-in-law into the lion’s den at the zoo? He’s being sued by the RSPCA for cruelty… Read More »Did you hear about the man…

We got a new car for the mother-in-law – that Government scrappage scheme is great! – Marc Whiteley

What are the two worst things about your mother-in-law? Her faces.

A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law.

One night the couple woke to find the mother gone. In a clearing not far from the camp they came upon a chilling sight, the… Read More »One night the couple woke to…

Bill: I was sorry to hear that your mother-in-law died. What was the complaint? George: We haven’t had any yet.

A man finds a lamp, rubs it, and a genie appears. The genie tells the man he may have two wishes but whatever he gets,… Read More »A man finds a lamp, rubs…

Definition of mixed emotions. Seeing your mother-in-law drive over a cliff in your new car.

I always know when it’s the mother-in-law knocking at the door because the mice start throwing themselves on the traps.

Last week my wife and I went to buy a car and the salesman asked if I wanted an airbag. I said: “No thanks. I… Read More »Last week my wife and I…