I’m not saying the mother-in-law’s ugly, but she uses her bottom lip as a shower cap.

Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them a young man. ‘This young man agreed to marry my daughter,’ said one. ‘No! He… Read More »Two women came before wise King…

The wife said: “What are we going to do?” “Nothing,” said the husband. “The lion got himself into this mess, he can get himself out… Read More »The wife said: “What are we…

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb? One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve… Read More »How many mothers-in-law does it take…

I’m not saying the mother-in-law’s ugly but she went to see that film the Elephant Man and the audience thought she was making a personal… Read More »I’m not saying the mother-in-law’s ugly…

First man “I took my dog to the vet today because it bit my mother-in-law.” Another asked: “Did you put it to sleep?” The first… Read More »First man “I took my dog…

An anagram of mother-in-law is woman Hitler.

My mother-in-law was so mean she blinded herself just to get a free dog. – Gary Delaney

STEVE: My Mother-in-law went to the Caribbean. FRED: Jamaica? STEVE: Well I hope so, it’s hurricane season and she’s a horrible person. – Stephen Holford

Getting my mother-in-law to accept a free foreign holiday was easy. The hard part was convincing her Dignitas was Swiss for spa. – Sean Lindsay