She watches our wedding video and fast-forwards to the part where she’s crying. She says it’s the only “honest” part of the day. Part of… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Wedding

 My parrot learned to say “I told you so.” We know who’s been babysitting him. Part of the 68 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic &… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Bird

 Her watch is always ten minutes fast. She says it’s the only way to stay ahead of my “inevitable lateness.” Part of the 68 Mother-in-Law… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Watch

 Our neighbor got a new dog. My mother-in-law told him it was the wrong breed for the “vibe of the street.” Part of the 68… Read More »1997 Classic: The Neighbor

 If a ghost haunted her house, it would end up doing her laundry and apologizing for the rattling chains. Part of the 68 Mother-in-Law Jokes:… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Ghost (Part 2)

 She used her umbrella to point out a smudge on the ceiling. Part of the 68 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition archive.… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Umbrella

 My car has dual airbags. One in the dashboard, and one in the passenger seat whenever she visits. Part of the 68 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The… Read More »1997 Archive: The Airbag

 She used a calculator to prove that I’ve spent 40% of our marriage looking for the remote. Part of the 68 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1997… Read More »1997 Classic: The Calculator

 She bought “sensible” shoes. They’re sensible for kicking me under the table at dinner. Part of the 68 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi”… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Shoes

 Her coffee is so strong it’s actually illegal in three states. Part of the 68 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Coffee