It started raining, and she complained that the raindrops weren’t “symmetrical.” Part of the 68 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Rain

 She drinks her tea with so much sugar, it’s basically a dessert with a side of judgment. Part of the 68 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1997… Read More »1997 Archive: The Tea

 We went to see Men in Black. She asked if she could borrow a “Neuralyzer” to wipe my memory of her daughter’s first wedding. Part of… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Movie Theater

 I found her diary. Entry #452: “Son-in-law wore the blue tie again. Will he never learn?” Part of the 68 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Diary

 She went for a walk and the local stray dogs formed a line behind her just to see who was in charge. Part of the… Read More »1997 Classic: The Walk

 She told me my roses look “depressed.” I told her they’re just leaning away from her. Part of the 68 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic… Read More »1997 Archive: The Garden

 She’s the only person who can make a “busy signal” sound like an insult. Part of the 68 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi”… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Phone

 She sent us a postcard from her vacation. It just said, “Having a terrible time. Wish you were here to see it.” Part of the… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Postcard

 Her purse is like a black hole; everything goes in, but only “receipts for things you shouldn’t have bought” come out. Part of the 68… Read More »1997 Archive: The Handbag

 Her suitcase has wheels now. She’s officially a “mobile disaster unit.” Part of the 68 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Suitcase