My mother-in-law is the only person who could fall off the back of a sinking ship and hit the propeller… and break the propeller. Part… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Propeller

 She asked the waiter if the fish was “caught with a positive attitude.” Part of the 68 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition… Read More »1997 Archive: The Restaurant

 She hates the “Modern Rock” station. She says it sounds like a “factory having a tantrum.” Part of the 68 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic… Read More »1997 Archive: The Radio

 She says the new minivan is too spacious. She prefers us to be “cramped enough to hear her sighing.” Part of the 68 Mother-in-Law Jokes:… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Minivan (Part 2)

 It started raining, and she complained that the raindrops weren’t “symmetrical.” Part of the 68 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Rain

 She drinks her tea with so much sugar, it’s basically a dessert with a side of judgment. Part of the 68 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1997… Read More »1997 Archive: The Tea

 We went to see Men in Black. She asked if she could borrow a “Neuralyzer” to wipe my memory of her daughter’s first wedding. Part of… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Movie Theater

 I found her diary. Entry #452: “Son-in-law wore the blue tie again. Will he never learn?” Part of the 68 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Diary

 She went for a walk and the local stray dogs formed a line behind her just to see who was in charge. Part of the… Read More »1997 Classic: The Walk

 We took her to see Twister. Halfway through, she leaned over and said, “I don’t see what the big deal is, I’ve caused more damage than… Read More »1996 Archive: The Movie