“I’m an expert on ‘The Beautiful Game’!” “You only watch it so you can scream at the TV while eating bratwurst. I see you.” Part of the… Read More »2024 Classic: The Euro 2024 Fever

 “Our relationship is like the new Joker movie.” “A dark thriller?” “No, it’s a musical that nobody asked for and we’re both just singing different songs at… Read More »2024 Archive: The Joker 2 Musical

 “What a wonderful day!” “It was, until you decided to ‘return to monke’ and stop using a fork at dinner.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The… Read More »2024 Classic: The Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes

 “I could do that!” “Kevin, you got a cramp reaching for the remote. You’re not doing the pommel horse.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2024… Read More »2024 Archive: The Paris Olympics

 “I’m working in spatial reality!” “You look like a scuba diver lost in a library. Put the goggles down and look at your actual children.” Part… Read More »2024 Classic: The Apple Vision Pro Guy

 “I’m in a high-stakes tennis love triangle!” “You’re in a low-stakes argument with the neighbor about his barking dog. Pick a side.” Part of the 52 Adult… Read More »2024 Classic: The Challengers Movie

 “I’m emotionally devastated by a cartoon dog!” “Join the club. In 2024, Bluey is the only thing keeping our family’s sanity together.” Part of the 52 Adult… Read More »2024 Archive: The Bluey Final (The Sign)

 “I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next!” “I’d settle for you having your oil changed in this life, Maximus.” Part of the 52… Read More »2024 Legacy: The Gladiator II Hype

 “I’m a war photographer!” “Taking a blurry photo of a spider in the bathroom doesn’t count as ‘front-line reporting’.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2024… Read More »2024 Legacy: The Civil War (A24)

 “I am the Shogun of this household!” “The Shogun doesn’t leave his socks on the dining table. Rule better.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The… Read More »2024 Classic: The Shogun Style