“My AI assistant sounds like Scarlett Johansson!” “Great. Does she also remind you to take out the trash? Because I’m tired of doing it.” Part of… Read More »2024 Classic: The ChatGPT-4o Flirting

 “I bought the new 2024 limited edition shade of beige!” “Kevin, it’s a $50 cup that holds water. You’re not an ‘influencer’, you’re just a guy with… Read More »2024 Archive: The Stanley Cup Obsession

 “I’m the ultimate life form!” “You’re a guy who still uses 3-in-1 shampoo. You’re far from ultimate.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2024 “Maximum… Read More »2024 Archive: The Sonic 3 Shadow

 “I’m finally getting engagement on Threads!” “Is it your friends?” “No, it’s three bots and a guy selling crypto. But it’s a community!” Part of the… Read More »2024 Legacy: The Threads Update

 “Team Black or Team Green?” “I’m Team Sleep, because these episodes are an hour long and I have a 7 AM meeting that doesn’t involve dragons… Read More »2024 Legacy: The House of the Dragon Season 2

Ride or Die: “We’re bad boys for life!” “Is that why you called your mom to ask how to cook a potato?” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes:… Read More »2024 Legacy: The Bad Boys

 “I’m an expert on ‘The Beautiful Game’!” “You only watch it so you can scream at the TV while eating bratwurst. I see you.” Part of the… Read More »2024 Classic: The Euro 2024 Fever

 “Our relationship is like the new Joker movie.” “A dark thriller?” “No, it’s a musical that nobody asked for and we’re both just singing different songs at… Read More »2024 Archive: The Joker 2 Musical

 “What a wonderful day!” “It was, until you decided to ‘return to monke’ and stop using a fork at dinner.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The… Read More »2024 Classic: The Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes

 “I could do that!” “Kevin, you got a cramp reaching for the remote. You’re not doing the pommel horse.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2024… Read More »2024 Archive: The Paris Olympics