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1995 Classic: Bill Clinton’s Saxophone

Why was Bill Clinton the most popular guest at every 1995 gala? Because he was the only President who could play “Heartbreak Hotel” on the sax well enough to make you forget about the budget deficit, but poorly enough to still look like a “man of the people.”

Part of the 31 Politicians Jokes: The 1995 “Saxophones & Software” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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