Why was the “mall Santa” so nervous? Because Billy Bob Thornton made everyone look twice to see if the guy in the red suit was actually drinking “holiday juice” behind the chair.
Part of the 33 Christmas Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: Holographic Relatives
Why is Great-Aunt Mildred shimmering? She couldn't make the flig...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Silent" Firework Trend
Why was the New Year’s preview so quiet? Because 2025 declared t...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Hyperloop" Travel
Why was the trip to Grandma’s so fast? Because you traveled in a...read more »
2010 Joke: Why Is Christmas Just
Why is Christmas just like another day at the office?
You do a...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Demure" Trend
Why was the gift wrapping so plain? Because we had to be very mi...read more »
32 Christmas Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & The Hangover” Edition
In 2009, Christmas was a 3D spectacle. We were all wearing plasti...read more »
2024 Vintage: Taylor Swift at the Super Bowl
Why was the football game so "sparkly"? Because Taylor Swift arr...read more »
39 Christmas Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s... 1999” Edition
In 1999, Christmas felt like the final level of a video game. We ...read more »
2025 Classic: The 4-Day Work Week
Why is everyone so relaxed? Because 2025 was the year "Friday" o...read more »
2025 Classic: Superman (The Movie)
Why is the holiday so "heroic"? Because James Gunn’s new Superma...read more »
😜 More from category: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: The Paris Olympics (Raygun)
Why was the Christmas pageant so awkward? Because the kids decid...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Subscription" Presents
Why was the gift box empty? Because you didn't buy a toy; you bo...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Kendrick vs. Drake Beef
Why was the playlist so "Not Like Us"? Because the biggest rap w...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Influencer" Dinner
Why is there a ring light over the ham? Because 2025 is the year...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
My joke just digivolved into a better one!
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
Did we just become best friends? Yup!
Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.
Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
Tapping my way to a good mood.